...that was mean!

This post should probably go under my funny chats, but I'm too lazy to put it there just now. So enjoy it here!

I'm going to be on vacation next week. Initially, not realizing it was Thanksgiving, I asked for a day and a half off and my boss said, "why bother coming in...take the whole week." I can't argue with THAT logic, wait...was there logic?!

So anticipation of my absence I sent out the following note to my SAP users.

Just wanted to let you know that if you need a PO next week...I won't be here.... at all.... not even a little... in fact, I might not even think about POs the entire week, if you can believe that.

My point is...yeeeeeeeeeeees, I have a point....

If you need POs you might want to get them to me today. I believe Kirsten will be here to do them in my absence if you can't/don't get them done today.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving!!!

Erika sent this:

I’m going to have so many for you today… you’re not going to believe it.

I responded:

Um....what I meant is...I'm leaving TODAY...I can't do POs TODAY.

Erika:

Really?

cimblog (tm)

no, not really....

Erika:

That was mean…

=P

cimblog(tm)

maybe, but it sure was funny

People, I am CRACKING myself up lately. Sorry Erika...you are a casualty of my filterless brain/mouth.

Inside Voice...

Funny things that might have been best left unsaid:

Hey cimblog (tm),

I need some medical advice.

My mom's getting a colonoscopy on Wednesday. Anything she should know about recovery? Any advice you have?

My response?

Colonoscopy is uncomfortable...but no sweat. Well, I take that back...it's hard not to sweat when there's a camera up your ass.

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Then, the other day was my friend Linda's birthday. Her sister and nephew came and we all spent the weekend together and went to brunch on Sunday. I was sharing my french toast with everyone, I'd put a bite on a fork and then hand the fork over. Then her nephew wanted a bite...but he was eating LIVER and ONIONS...BLECK.

Linda: Give Matthew a bite.
Cimblog: Want a bite?
Matthew: Yeah, okay.
Cimblog: Ok, but you have to use your own fork...I don't want your liver lips touching my fork.

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Subject: RE: Hewlett Packard inv 43183006

I’m having a problem with this one… they want to short pay, and sent me this really long voicemail as to the reason why. Want to hear it?

Best Regards,

My response:

Actually I don't. Sorry. Want to give me the gist?

Bottom line, we cannot short pay...no matter how long the voicemail is.