Funny things that might have been best left unsaid:
Hey cimblog (tm),My response?
I need some medical advice.
My mom's getting a colonoscopy on Wednesday. Anything she should know about recovery? Any advice you have?
Colonoscopy is uncomfortable...but no sweat. Well, I take that back...it's hard not to sweat when there's a camera up your ass.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Then, the other day was my friend Linda's birthday. Her sister and nephew came and we all spent the weekend together and went to brunch on Sunday. I was sharing my french toast with everyone, I'd put a bite on a fork and then hand the fork over. Then her nephew wanted a bite...but he was eating LIVER and ONIONS...BLECK.
Linda: Give Matthew a bite.
Cimblog: Want a bite?
Matthew: Yeah, okay.
Cimblog: Ok, but you have to use your own fork...I don't want your liver lips touching my fork.
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Subject: RE: Hewlett Packard inv 43183006
I’m having a problem with this one… they want to short pay, and sent me this really long voicemail as to the reason why. Want to hear it?
Best Regards,
My response:
Actually I don't. Sorry. Want to give me the gist?
Bottom line, we cannot short pay...no matter how long the voicemail is.
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